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Barack Obama is my Lord and Savior because: 

22%
20 deviants said I'm white and I still feel guilty
19%
17 deviants said the Media say so.
16%
14 deviants said --He's not my Lord & Savior. He is so much more!!!
13%
12 deviants said I'm a godless liberal and need direction.
8%
7 deviants said he stutters like I do when I have to ad lib.
8%
7 deviants said I worship high taxation and servitude.
6%
5 deviants said he has a cute logo.
6%
5 deviants said he is such a good groveller.
2%
2 deviants said my wife said so.

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:iconfoznots:
Mood: Anger ~foznots Aug 12, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I could not vote in this one as I feel that Obama is a dickless prickless shiftless lyin' flyin' floor-flushing sack of shit super-sonic idiotic brain-infected disconnected mental-case from out of space self-important low-life scumbag fascist moronic morally-bankrupt asshole who has shown a level of scumbaggery not seen in any politician....

Now, would you like to know how I really feel about Obama without the sugarcoating?
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:iconconservatoons:
oh,.. Kennedy-esque.
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:iconfoznots:
Mood: Anger ~foznots Aug 17, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I stand corrected. I have seen this before in the Kennedy KKKlan with the exception of junior. Now, Junior was a DINO (Democrat In Name Only). I think Teddy killed him by clogging the pitot-static port on Junior's plane so as to get false airspeed and altitude readings which cause him to plunge in the sea. Had Jr. lived, he would have eventually switched parties and been a big name in the RNC. Yet that fat bloated Teddy keeps right on a going. I really wish that whale would beach already. Where the heel are those Jap whaling vessels when you need them.
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:iconkamden:
Wait, where's the "I've never really read the Bible, so I have little-to-no idea what the REAL Lord and Savior was like." Pres. Obama and Jesus have nothing in common, so Obama is OBVIOUSLY the Second Coming. :iconzaruplz: If I've read the Bible correctly, Jesus explicitly rejected political power multiple times, among other things. :lol:
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:iconconservatoons:
Not bad. kinda long
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:iconblackmage-avisan:
your icon is awesome
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:iconkamden:
Ah, thanks! :D It's from a comic I drew up: [link]
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:iconblackmage-avisan:
It was so awesome
i faved it

i'm still loling

and your style is very nice
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:iconkamden:
Aww, thank you! :hug:
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