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Now that Obama has come out of the closet w/ gay marriage, what is next? 

22%
30 deviants said Again? Isn’t this his 4th or 5th flip-flop here?
20%
27 deviants said He’ll reveal that Michelle was once a man.
17%
24 deviants said He will claim to be 1/32 or 1/64 American Indian.
16%
22 deviants said He has “evolved” into a Muslim.
7%
9 deviants said He will confess to being as white as he is black.
7%
9 deviants said He is fattening his dog for a Thanksgiving feast.
6%
8 deviants said Profess staunch anti-Semitism.
3%
4 deviants said He will admit to being a chain smoker.
2%
3 deviants said He thinks Michelle is a petty, bitter woman just like the rest of America does.
1%
2 deviants said He will release all his & Michelle’s college records.

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:iconxknightkids:
I picked its dog but I also think he could come out with his new Fema camp slogan "Arbeit macht frei." Where all the guards uniforms will be hot pink!
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:iconambreechristineskye:
Ffft, I love the fact that the "Michele is a man" option is in second place. =D That's Hilarious. =)
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:iconconservatoons:
I can never resist a jab at bitter women. Libs love me for it.
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:iconiron-confederate:
~Iron-Confederate May 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The part about professing anti-semitism is disturbingly the most possible scenario of all the other choices. Back in 2009, the Obama Administration had appointed a former diplomat named Chas Freeman to be the director of the National Intelligence Agency. Chas Freeman was literally the worst possible candidate that anyone could imagine because he is not only well connected and very much in favor of both China & Iran but Chas is a crazy, Jew-hater who believes that the Jews control Congress. The only thing that prevented Chas from being the director of the NCA was because he made it too clear to every news outlet that he is a crazy nutball, thus prompting a forced resignation.

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:iconconservatoons:
I think pretty much every Obama appointment/crony is bad for the country if his Cabinet is an example to the best of the liberal best.
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~GuillermoGage May 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
He can't "evolve" into a Muslim while remaining a faggot.
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:iconihamby:
=IHamby May 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That Michelle was once a man? Instead, what if he comes out and says that he was once a woman? :pointandlaugh:
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:iconaikurisu:
But that'd be insulting to women! Instead, I would say he used to be an alien, which is probably true, given certain sources of information over the years. =P
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:iconvueiy-visarelli:
~Vueiy-Visarelli May 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I've mentioned this before, but Obama looks a little too much like a certain alien...

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:iconaikurisu:
lol, daaang. Maybe someone is trying to tell us something. XD
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