*Conservatoons

If Paper is Banned, how will 'god's chosen people' Print 'money'?
Oh, Yeah, that's right, they'll just stuff that microchip up our A$$es and everything will work just fine....

*Aikurisu Mar 30, 2012

lol, oh dear... so we're not far off from using the 'Three Seashells' then...

=IHamby Mar 30, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Only for private use, government use will still be allowed.

*Conservatoons Mar 30, 2012

Likely

=MasterPlanner Mar 30, 2012 Professional Artisan Crafter

No, no, no, Conservatoons, he'd appoint a paper czar to tax and regulate it, while giving paper waivers to his contributors and friends.

*Conservatoons Mar 30, 2012

Good pt. Trees grown in govt forest we may not enter. They will be massaged in beer for 25 yrs then only the ones selected by govt druids will be sacrificed for use by the Waiver rulers. I get it.

~ShanHikari Mar 29, 2012

When I read this I felt I might have missed something important like him banning paper, you seriously frightened me for a moment. . .

*Conservatoons Mar 30, 2012

Well, he banned normal light bulbs....

~ShanHikari Mar 30, 2012

Though I don't think they should be banned, I do prefer the energy efficient ones, a box of 4 at Costco is only like 5usd. Needed about 10boxes so for about 50 I got to replace all the bulbs which now last 10x longer than normal ones. Not bad considering they cost about the same as regular bulbs at CVS or Walmart.

As for the environment aspect, frankly I've heard that these energy efficient bulbs are worse for it ahaha

Paper is coming, I bet you accepted a cabinet position to keep on eye on us tisk tisk Conservatoons tisk tisk.

*Conservatoons Mar 30, 2012

Yeah, but the light is worse. If they are so great you don't need mandates.

Poll History

Jun 7, 2013 Is it possible for Obama to be simultaneously: on top of every problem but cluelss about what goes on around him yet be responsible for nothing?
Jun 6, 2013 If the Obama Admin is spying on most Americans in order to capture terrorists, wouldn’t that be more believable if they actually captured one occasionally?
Jun 6, 2013 Obama can best achieve Transparency by…
Jun 1, 2013 In a way, aren’t all Liberals Eric Holder?
May 31, 2013 Is it comforting to know that the IRS will oversee Obamacare?
May 24, 2013 If Obama is the smartest Democrat in history yet seems to know nothing, then….
May 22, 2013 To Liberals, "accountability" means:
May 18, 2013 Wimps are likely to be Liberals. http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health-fitness/strong-men-more-likely-to-have-right-wing-views-study-reveals/story-fneuzle5-1226644975491
May 16, 2013 If Obama had a son he’d look like Trayvon Martin, then if Obama had….
May 15, 2013 Liberals enthusiastically endorse bullying when…
May 14, 2013 Which incompetent, liberal woman does Barack cower behind?
May 13, 2013 The Obama Admin best demonstrates Transparency …..
May 12, 2013 Are you surprised that Obama used the IRS to harass Jews and TEA Party groups? http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/348013/irs-inquisition-update
May 9, 2013 Is Genghazi-gate is a scheme to mar the Obama Legacy?
May 2, 2013 Given Obama's halting speech, confusion, memory loss and thin skin is it possible he is mildly retarded?
Apr 26, 2013 Since Syria crossed Obama’s “Red Line” by using chemical weapons, how will the US respond?
Apr 25, 2013 Should we close down Liberal schools that teach kids to hate this country?
Apr 20, 2013 Is Earth Day fair to the other planets?
Apr 19, 2013 How will Obama respond to Muslim terrorists bombing Boston?
Apr 14, 2013 Given our peaceful realtions w/ N. Korea, Iran, Libya, Syria, Lebanon, China, et al., is Obama due a 2nd Nobel Prize?
Apr 11, 2013 Would banning all guns make women safer?
Apr 8, 2013 Margaret Thatcher is twice the man Barack will ever be.
Mar 27, 2013 Should Obama ban or eliminate pets due to safety and health conserns?
Mar 22, 2013 If Obama is attacked during the Middle East Apology Tour will it take the Marines 7 hrs to respond?
Mar 20, 2013 Does Obama really resemble the Devil on History Channel’s “the Bible?”http://newsbusters.org/blogs/howard-portnoy/2013/03/18/history-channel-s-devil-character-looks-president-obama
Mar 10, 2013 Sports Illustrated names Obama as 1 of the 50 most powerful in sports?http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/main/photos/1303/50-most-powerful-people-in-sports/1/
Mar 8, 2013 If low-information voters elected Obama, doesn’t that make him the Low-Info President?
Mar 7, 2013 Is it Anti-Feminist to be Anti-Gun?
Mar 5, 2013 Will Obama order the flag to fly at half-staff to honor his hero Hugo Chavez?
Mar 4, 2013 Are President Obama and Dennis Rodman one and the same?
Mar 3, 2013 Which of the following is the Republicans’ largest debacle?
Jan 25, 2013 What should Obama ban next?
Jan 17, 2013 Favorite Obama-Era ban....
Nov 29, 2012 Obama ordered Rice to lie about Benghazi. Who is the greasier sleazeball?
Nov 26, 2012 Liberals think you are an adult in matters of sex and abortion at age 13 but when it comes to paying for your own insurance you are a child until age 27.
Nov 19, 2012 If Republicans are the party of old men then aren't Democrats are the party of bitter, old crones? (e.g. Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, et al.)
Nov 7, 2012 Were you disappointed in the elections results?
Nov 3, 2012 Who is more motivated to vote?
Nov 2, 2012 Would Liberals vote for Romney if he used a teleprompter more?
Nov 1, 2012 Aren’t Obama supporters really embarrassed & defensive these days?
Oct 30, 2012 Did Bush order Haliburton to make a Muslim internet video and air it in Libya causing the death of an ambassador and forcing Obama to lie for 2 weeks?
Oct 27, 2012 Do all the poofy dresses hide Michelle Obama’s huge thighs? http://gawker.com/5940608/stuttering-and-sincerity
Oct 26, 2012 Is Obama the Lance Armstrong of presidents?
Oct 25, 2012 Is Obama the Michael Vick of presidents?
Oct 24, 2012 Would owners keep a coach with 4 straight losing seasons?
Oct 20, 2012 Answer: Nobody. http://tpnn.com/bret-baier-shows-entire-benghazi-timeline/
Oct 19, 2012 Obama 2013:
Oct 17, 2012 Obama said: "gas prices were low because he inherited a recession."
Oct 15, 2012 By going crazy over Big Bird does Obama ignore the plight of Small Fish?
Oct 11, 2012 Who won the VP debate?
Oct 10, 2012 Are Liberals expecting Biden to perform as well as Obama in the debate?
Oct 8, 2012 Why are media ignoring Romney’s notable lead in the polls?
Oct 7, 2012 Angriest Feminazi:
Oct 5, 2012 8.3% to 7.8% the biggest drop in 29 yrs – and just before the election……
Oct 4, 2012 The reason for Obama’s poor debate performance …
Oct 2, 2012 Which is the real Barack Hussein Obama? http://dailycaller.com/2012/10/02/obama-speech-jeremiah-wright-new-orleans/
Sep 29, 2012 Should Government Employees who are behind on taxes report to work in neon-green jumpsuits? http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/09/29/A-3-debt-in-Tewksbury-New-Jersey-schools-gets-you-one-hard-boiled-egg-and-crackers-for-lunch
Sep 28, 2012 The best reason to vote for Obama.
Sep 25, 2012 Michelle Obama’s USDA mandates “healthy” school lunches of 800 calories while the Obama children eat pizza. http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/revolt-over-school-lunches_653039.html
Sep 22, 2012 Has Obama apologized to the Stevens family for profoundly inept security at our embassy in Libya?
Sep 21, 2012 The Obama Admin is spending $70,000 on ads in Pakistan apologizing for our 1st Amendment.
Sep 19, 2012 Can Radical Muslims be defeated with cartoons?
Sep 17, 2012 Is the Obama Administration as utterly incompetent as it appears?
Sep 16, 2012 How is Obama’s Arab Spring George Bush’s fault?
Sep 14, 2012 Isn’t it about time Obama was awarded the Nobel Prize in economics?
Sep 12, 2012 We have only apologized once after the Muslim Brotherhood attacked our embassies. Is that enough?
Sep 10, 2012 Each Government Motor’s Volt loses $49,000….http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/09/10/us-generalmotors-autos-volt-idUSBRE88904J20120910
Sep 6, 2012 Biggest grease fire at the Democrat Convention:
Aug 30, 2012 Calling Obama a failure is “code language” for…..
Aug 28, 2012 If Obama blames Bush for everything and admits responsibility for nothing how can he claim credit for anything?
Aug 26, 2012 Between Obama’s Cabinet and closest advisors has there ever been a more incompetent and/or corrupt group of humans in all human history?
Aug 23, 2012 When Obama loses in Nov will Michelle go back to loathing America?
Aug 19, 2012 Was Obama snubbed by the Olympics again by not being awarded a Gold Medal for being Obama?
Aug 17, 2012 Should Biden drop Obama from the ticket?
Aug 12, 2012 Do the Olympics get in the way of Shark Week?
Aug 10, 2012 Which has Obama screwed up most?
Aug 8, 2012 Why aren’t Obama’s gaffes labeled gaffes?
Aug 5, 2012 How do you get people to believe that government managed healthcare will save money?
Jul 28, 2012 Obama vs.” Fauxcahontas” (Elizabeth Warren)
Jul 27, 2012 If what Obama has done has worked…..?
Jul 22, 2012 The Obama Re-Election Campaign ran a deficit in June. http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_CAMPAIGN_FINANCE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATEEFAULT&CTIME=2012-07-21-03-51-36
Jul 21, 2012 Wealth Re-Distribution is not stealing because….
Jul 16, 2012 Obama misquotes Truman: “The buck stops with you.” http://www.rightchange.com/blog/comments/right_change_obama_the_buck_stops_with_you
Jul 14, 2012 When Obama blatantly lies the Media…
Jul 13, 2012 Could Government tax you for not buying a Government Motors Electric Car?
Jul 12, 2012 If everything is Bush's fault, but Obama insists the country is doing much better....
Jul 6, 2012 Do most people think Obamacare is free?
Jun 30, 2012 Which is true of Obamacare?
Jun 24, 2012 Since George Bush has served 12 yrs in office according to Obama it will take….
Jun 20, 2012 Obama has combined the ineptitude of the Carter Admin with the crookedness of the Nixon Admin.
Jun 19, 2012 Hey, why is there no “all of the above” sometimes?
Jun 18, 2012 Democrats have bankrupted nearly every city & state they control. What can we learn from this?
Jun 10, 2012 Why must we constantly be reminded that Obama is so brilliant?
Jun 7, 2012 Who dresses Michelle Obama?
Jun 5, 2012 Is the Official Obama dog bowl used to feed dog or eat dog?
Jun 2, 2012 Have you bought an Official Obama dog bowl yet? https://store.barackobama.com/?limit=9999
Jun 1, 2012 For 17 years the current president posed as a Kenyan in order to sell books.
May 28, 2012 What would the Obamas bring to a Pot Luck dinner?
May 27, 2012 Would you believe that the President has a new Snitch Site? https://my.barackobama.com/page/s/report-an-attack?source=em12_20120526_sc_tt&utm_medium=email&utm_source=obama&utm_campaign=em12_20120526_sc_tt
May 26, 2012 Choom Gang? http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/05/obama-and-his-pot-smoking-choom-gang/
May 25, 2012 Each year Obama failed to pass a budget the Stimulus carried over.
May 23, 2012 Obama has had 2 wormy, weaselly, white press secretaries. Is he being racist for not hiring a wormy, weaselly, black press secretary?
May 20, 2012 Last election Michelle Obama acted like a bitter diva. How has she acted as 1st Lady?
May 18, 2012 In 1991 Obama claimed to be born in Kenya. Was he lying then or is he lying now? http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/17/The-Vetting-Barack-Obama-Literary-Agent-1991-Born-in-Kenya-Raised-Indonesia-Hawaii
May 16, 2012 Of the 535 members of Congress, exactly Zero voted for Obama’s 2013 budget.http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/senate/227857-senate-rejects-obama-budget-in-99-0-vote
May 13, 2012 Why are Romney’s High School days so important but Obama’s College days so unimportant?
May 10, 2012 Is Biden more evolved than Obama since he came out of the closet 1st?
May 9, 2012 Now that Obama has come out of the closet w/ gay marriage, what is next?
May 8, 2012 Obama has never released any college records. What do you think he is hiding?
May 5, 2012 Obama needs a 2012 slogan. Let’s help him out.
May 3, 2012 Are you surprised that Keith Olbermann was Al Qaeda’s favorite anchor? http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/conscience-conservative/2012/may/3/memo-al-qaeda-was-upset-when-msnbc-fired-keith-olb/
Apr 29, 2012 What does Obama’s hooker scandal teach us?
Apr 25, 2012 A 50 y.o. President acting like a college hipster is like…
Apr 24, 2012 Obama starts work at 10 AM. Vacations every 9 weeks. Played 90 rounds of golf.
Apr 22, 2012 Who won the Dog War?
Apr 22, 2012 Doesn’t Earth Day discriminate against the other planets?
Apr 20, 2012 At what point have you clearly given up on personal appearance?
Apr 19, 2012 The Obama Admin has Russian & Columbian hooker scandals. Is he discriminating against American hookers?
Apr 16, 2012 The only thing dumber than an "Obama 2008" bumper sticker is...
Apr 15, 2012 How did Geo W. Bush cause Obama’s SS agents to party w/ hookers?
Apr 12, 2012 Has Obama started a war on Moms?
Apr 11, 2012 Should La Raza put a bounty on Al Sharpton's head?
Apr 10, 2012 Is it just a coincidence that antidepressant use is way up in the Obama Economy?
Apr 8, 2012 Does Obama’s Nobel Prize seem more ridiculous now than when he “won” it?
Apr 6, 2012 Have you noticed that the dumbest Republicans are praised as if they were the smartest Liberals?
Apr 3, 2012 Obama’s 2013 Budget was rejected 414 to 0 in the House.
Apr 2, 2012 Are Obama, Sharpton & Jackson starting a war on “white” Hispanic Democrats?
Apr 1, 2012 Is Manditory Cat Education a sample of what to expect if Obama II occurs?
Mar 31, 2012 Is Gen44 the creepiest Obamism yet? http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2012/03/26/under_40_obama_has_branded_you
Mar 30, 2012 Kieth Olbermann has been fired again for being a Lefty Nutter. What now?
Mar 30, 2012 Is Obama the Chevy Volt of Presidents?
Mar 29, 2012 Will Obama ban paper?
Mar 27, 2012 Since when are private bounties legal?
Mar 25, 2012 If you go from a lame generic slogan to no slogan at all, is it a step forward or backward?
Mar 23, 2012 Obama said: “If I had a son, he would look like Trayvon.”
Mar 22, 2012 Obama’s Sec. of Energy, Steven Chu gives himself an “A” for the year.
Mar 19, 2012 Are Liberals fighting a War on Global Warming at the expense of camels?
Mar 16, 2012 Does Obama have a problem with the truth?
Mar 15, 2012 Creepiest?
Mar 12, 2012 After Abu Ghraib Liberals wanted W to resign. Where are those voices after the Afghanistan massacre under Obama?
Mar 9, 2012 There are 2 million fewer jobs since Obama took office. http://www.politifact.com/ohio/statements/2011/jul/13/republican-national-committee-republican/republican-national-committees-ad-says-2-million-j/ Why does the Unemployment rate remain stable?
Mar 5, 2012 If Government pays for “free” condoms, contraception, abortion, sex changes, etc. the less money it has for...
Mar 4, 2012 Ford: Chevy as FedEx: US Postal System
Mar 2, 2012 Should Obama get a 2nd Nobel Prize for the peace he brought to the Middle East?
Feb 28, 2012 Jesse Jackson says it is an honor for Obama to be the Foodstamp President.
Feb 26, 2012 Worse media bias?
Feb 25, 2012 How many more times should Obama apologize for our soldiers being killed by Afghan Muslims?
Feb 24, 2012 How does Obama view the citizens for whom he works?
Feb 19, 2012 If Liberals are really the Socialist zealots they claim, then why are there ANY rich Liberals?
Feb 17, 2012 Do you recognize this equation? 2.4 - 3.6 = (-1.2)
Feb 12, 2012 Do black Germans call themselves African Germans?
Feb 10, 2012 How is Obama’s Waiver system different than Indulgences granted by the Church in the Middle Ages?
Jan 28, 2012 Michellle Obama is mad that Americans think she is an angry black woman.
Jan 27, 2012 Would it surprise you to learn that 36 (of the 457) members of Obama’s staff owe $833,000 in back taxes? http://dailycaller.com/2012/01/26/report-36-obama-staffers-delinquent-on-federal-taxes/
Jan 26, 2012 If you were forced to sit through Obama's SOTU in person, what would you bring to throw at him?
Jan 25, 2012 Obama’s State of the Union speech was a call for Class Warfare?
Jan 22, 2012 2013: would you buy a McDonald's hamburger made by Barack?
Jan 13, 2012 Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest Socialist of them all?
Jan 9, 2012 Do you think it bothers Liberals that Barack chose a fat, black version of Cruella DeVille for a wife?
Jan 6, 2012 When you discover somebody voted for Obama, how many IQ pts do they drop in your mind?
Dec 31, 2011 If likeability was the measure of a brilliant president, shouldn't Obama resign after appointing Mike Rowe as V.P.?
Dec 26, 2011 Would a Republican President fly his dog 5000 mi just for a photo op? http://www.theblaze.com/stories/was-obamas-dog-bo-flown-in-from-hawaii-for-presisdential-photo-op/
Dec 25, 2011 So now we pass Tax Bills lasting 2 months?
Dec 19, 2011 Does the Presidency interfere too much with Obama’s fund raising?
Dec 10, 2011 Since Obama has given up on the "white working class" which will he turn to for support? http://campaignstops.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/11/27/the-future-of-the-obama-coalition/
Dec 8, 2011 What does it say when Wind & Solar energy projects fail without enormous taxpayer subsidies?
Dec 6, 2011 Which “accomplishment” will Obama preen over in the 2012 campaign?
Dec 1, 2011 Does Adam Carolla have a point about the Participation Throphy Generation? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJD8pZiRIzs
Dec 1, 2011 Barney Frank is finished.
Nov 25, 2011 "Global Warming" dogma is promoted by the same 21 "scientists" who claim water does not hydrate. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/8897662/EU-bans-claim-that-water-can-prevent-dehydration.html
Nov 21, 2011 Obamacare's about.....
Nov 15, 2011 Which Liberal woman is most reptilian?
Nov 11, 2011 Are you better off now than you were $4 trillion ago?
Nov 6, 2011 Ex-Governor/Wrestler/SEAL(?) Jesse Ventura renounces US citizenship and has lost his patriotism. http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2011-11-04/jesse-ventura-mexico/51073828/1
Oct 29, 2011 The Liberal version of the TEA Party wants “free” stuff from Govt and destroys public parks?
Oct 25, 2011 There are rumors of an Obama – Hillary Rodham ticket in 2012….
Oct 24, 2011 Michelle O. is an "advocate for healthier eating and exercise."
Oct 22, 2011 If BO gets a 2nd Term, will he mandate the purchase of GM vehicles?
Oct 20, 2011 Why is it OK for Obama to kill terrorists and not Bush?
Oct 14, 2011 Is Obama’s profound incompetence proving racists correct?
Oct 12, 2011 Did you know Obama planned to apologize for dropping the bomb on Japan? http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20110928f4.html http://hotair.com/archives/2011/10/12/wikileaks-cable-hints-that-obama-wanted-to-issue-apology-for-hiroshima/
Oct 8, 2011 How does tearing down the successful lead to success?
Oct 5, 2011 When Eric Holder, the chief law enforcement officer of the US Government, lies to Congress is it perjury?
Oct 3, 2011 Have you seen Obama’s tax return? http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/president-obama-2010-complete-return.pdf
Oct 2, 2011 How would you feel if Government mandated the purchase of a new GM car every year?
Oct 1, 2011 Why isn’t Obama running on his record?
Sep 30, 2011 Some incumbent Democrats want to suspend elections?
Sep 23, 2011 Why is it that Democrat election losses are never a referendum on Obama & Liberalism, but GOP losses are always a referendum on Capitalism & Conservatism?
Sep 21, 2011 Do you think Liberals are eager to re-elect such a proven, creepy failure?
Sep 17, 2011 The Pax Obama is best secured by....?
Sep 16, 2011 When Obama calls Washington a 3-ring circus who does he think the Ringmaster is?
Sep 14, 2011 Obama started a new government snitch/censorship website. http://www.attackwatch.com/ Should beloved Conservatoons be worried?
Sep 13, 2011 Do you miss your Weiner?
Sep 9, 2011 Does Obama’s repeated need for “stimulus” suggest a personal shortcoming?
Sep 7, 2011 Will another petulant, Class Warfare speech improve the economy?
Sep 4, 2011 Which is the best use of the term “Obama?”
Aug 30, 2011 Isn’t it racist to claim that Blacks and Hispanics can’t be racist?
Aug 29, 2011 Obama has demonstrated his brilliance in the following way:
Aug 27, 2011 Why don't liberals see Obama's profound ineptitude?
Aug 23, 2011 Why does Obama have no problem raising money & sticking to a budget where his re-election is concerned?
Aug 21, 2011 What is Obama’s Mystery Plan to “fix” the economy?
Aug 19, 2011 Has Obama turned Stupid into a black thing?
Aug 18, 2011 The Liberal euphemism for “theft” these days is….
Aug 16, 2011 Kookiest?
Aug 15, 2011 Is it me, or does Obama look like a kid in his dad's shirt every time he rolls up his sleaves and gets "serious?"
Aug 14, 2011 The S&P downgrade due to an extreme liberal Democrat administration....
Aug 11, 2011 If the TEA Party are a bunch of hobbits, wouldn't that make Democrats orcs?
Aug 9, 2011 Are the Debt Crisis, Downgrade, Market Crash & Obama Blame Game all just ploys to distract the American people from noticing the massive hips of Michelle the Diet Tsarina?
Aug 7, 2011 Team Obama! Responds to our credibility downgrade by…
Aug 5, 2011 The Market dropped 512 pts…
Aug 2, 2011 Do I have this right: Obama is taking credit for solving a problem that he created and refused to solve?
Aug 1, 2011 Is it leadership to complain that others are not leading?
Jul 31, 2011 Since this is our 2nd Summer of Recovery shouldn’t we be recovering?
Jul 30, 2011 Does the only Adult in the room spend all money w/o a plan?
Jul 29, 2011 Has Obama come out of the closet as an idiot?
Jul 24, 2011 Obama will negotiate in good faith w/ Terrorists but will not extend the same courtesy to Repbulicans.
Jul 23, 2011 An "Obamian" mistake is...
Jul 22, 2011 What exactly is Obama’s economic “plan?”
Jul 21, 2011 Obama eliminated 1000’s of NASA jobs to pay for the healthcare of illegal aliens.
Jul 17, 2011 If Obama is the only adult in the room then why does he behave like a petulant child?
Jul 6, 2011 What is Obama’s plan to avoid the Debt Crisis?
Jul 3, 2011 Which is Obama’s most endearing quality?
Jul 1, 2011 Should I be cheesed that 1 of my most popular pics is 1 of my least favorite?
Jun 30, 2011 Top reasons to drink Rush Limbaugh’s new tea:
Jun 29, 2011 Obama petulantly complained that leaders should lead.
Jun 28, 2011 Is it wimpy for Obama to be living with his mom?
Jun 24, 2011 It's Friday. Are we in Recovery or Recession today?
Jun 21, 2011 Are you sad to see a Democrat Weiner ejected?
Jun 13, 2011 Obama says if he tweeted his own weiner he would resign.
Jun 11, 2011 Anthony Weinergate has enrolled at Perv Camp. How exactly does that work?
Jun 11, 2011 What should we call Obama’s War in Yemen? (Hint: Kinetic Military Action is taken)
Jun 9, 2011 Is Anthony Weinergate embarrassing Obama or vice versa?
Jun 8, 2011 What should Anthony Weinergate do now?
Jun 5, 2011 Will Obama’s incompetence ever outpace the media’s ability to cover for him?
Jun 3, 2011 We have a very exceptional man as president of a very unexceptional country.
Jun 3, 2011 Are you worried that the possible GOP candidates for President with the biggest balls have none?
May 27, 2011 Are you tired of being told an idiot is brilliant?
May 24, 2011 What has improved after 2.5 long yrs of Obamunism?
May 20, 2011 After 2.5 years of socialism we have…
May 16, 2011 What is the most important rule in the Liberal playbook?
May 14, 2011 Are Republicans retarded?
May 13, 2011 “Obama killed Bin Laden the same way Nixon put a man on the moon.” – M. Wolf, Washington Times.
May 11, 2011 Is it time for Michelle O. to wear only muumuus?
May 10, 2011 How do you feel about having another president who sides with illegal aliens and against citizens?
May 9, 2011 Are you kinda disappointed that Bin Laden lived like a hobo and not in a hi-tech Bat-cave?
May 8, 2011 If rich, white people say rich, white people are evil, should you believe them?
May 6, 2011 What is the most remarkable achievement by SEAL Team 6?
May 4, 2011 Has Obama & his Admin managed to ruin the happy occasion of Bin Laden’s death?
May 1, 2011 If Obama is such a brilliant guy then…
Apr 29, 2011 Superman renounces US citizenship!
Apr 25, 2011 If Obama thinks $250K/yr/family is enough then why did he keep his excess $1 million?
Apr 24, 2011 If you wouldn’t trust Obama to manage your personal checking account then why would you trust him to manage the country?
Apr 23, 2011 Bush lied and people died. Obama lied…..
Apr 21, 2011 What will Obama be doing in 2013?
Apr 19, 2011 Vote for Obama’s 2012 slogan!
Apr 13, 2011 Obama gave another “Tax the Rich More” speech.
Apr 12, 2011 When will Obama behave his worst?
Apr 11, 2011 If NASA builds a teleprompter able to golf, do we need this president?
Apr 7, 2011 Which is Obama's notable accomplishment?
Apr 5, 2011 When I think of that unctuous, waffling wimp on the far side of the teleprompter as president of the US, I want to bang my head against the wall.
Apr 2, 2011 Is the purpose of Obama's War to justify another World Apology Tour?
Mar 31, 2011 Hey, let’s help Liberals out by naming Obama’s War!
Mar 30, 2011 Do I understand this correctly: Obama's non-War is not led by the US but controlled by NATO which is led by the US?
Mar 27, 2011 Who owns Obama’s War?
Mar 25, 2011 What is the Obama Doctrine?
Mar 24, 2011 Why are Al Gore and his Global Warming Gaia Cult silent about the carbon footprint of Obama’s War?
Mar 23, 2011 From a Liberal perspective Iraq was for oil, Afghanistan was for oil, but Libya is for….
Mar 22, 2011 Who looks foolish, the Nobel Prize committee or Obama?
Mar 21, 2011 Where have all the sanctimonious, liberal nut-jobs gone?
Mar 20, 2011 Does anyone see double standards from Media which excuse a leftist President’s War?
Mar 19, 2011 I find myself repeating the same 20 keywords. What keywords would you suggest?
Mar 17, 2011 It turns out that Obama is a poor leader and merely a community organizer. Have the USA become the same?
Mar 16, 2011 Obama’s leadership on budgetary matters has been….
Mar 14, 2011 How did George Bush cause Japan’s earthquake?
Mar 13, 2011 Idiot(s)?
Mar 11, 2011 Who will tell MichellO, the Fat Tsarina, that she is getting fat?
Mar 8, 2011 “WINNING!!!?”
Mar 7, 2011 Is Obama's utter deficiency as a leader proving racists correct?
Mar 5, 2011 NASA shanked 2 Global Warming rockets into the ocean.
Mar 3, 2011 Can we come up with a better middle name or nickname for Obama?
Mar 2, 2011 Am I alone in thinking Charlie Sheen would make a great running mate for Obama?
Mar 1, 2011 Given the recent spate of silly egotistical rants by Charlie Sheen, is it possible that he intends to challenge Obama for the Democrat nomination?
Feb 28, 2011 Why aren't the Democrat Union demonstrators in Wisconsin showing the civility they demand from others?
Feb 27, 2011 Every member of Obama’s Keystone Cabinet is utterly inept. Is this a coincidence?
Feb 26, 2011 Since American weakness & inaction contributes so greatly to chaos in the Middle East, should Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize be taken back?
Feb 25, 2011 Liberals denounced every possibility that Greek-style Govt worker riots were in our near future. Should Conservatives accept the forthcoming Liberal apology?
Feb 24, 2011 After waffling, genuflecting and apologizing to our enemies, does Obama’s “tough” talk ring kinda hollow?
Feb 23, 2011 Who is the weaker, more pathetic man: Obama or Eric Holder?
Feb 22, 2011 Obama’s Middle East strateegery is to take credit for whatever happens.
Feb 20, 2011 Now that Obama has solved the problems of: racism, unemployment, healthcare, the deficit, wars, civility and the Middle East, what should he do for the next 2 yrs?
Feb 19, 2011 Michelle “the Fat Tsarina” Obama’s new diet laws:
Feb 18, 2011 Did the President "whiff" on his so-called budget?
Feb 15, 2011 If you propose a “budget” that is 150 percent of your income, what are you?
Feb 12, 2011 Who would you vote off the island 1st?
Feb 11, 2011 Amidst Obama’s “Waffle” Diplomacy I have lost track of which side he supports in Egypt.
Feb 8, 2011 Michelle claims Mr. Michelle Obama no longer smokes.
Feb 7, 2011 Are Obama’s speeches becoming more and more insipid?
Feb 5, 2011 Can you spot 6 differences between Jimmy Carter & Barry Obama?
Feb 4, 2011 Michelle O. touts healthy organic foods but has wrestling-walrus hips.
Jan 31, 2011 In the SOTU speech Obama said we must stop spending and start “investing.”
Jan 29, 2011 Is it possible to be a conservative Democrat?
Jan 25, 2011 China is becoming more Capitalistic and thriving. USA is becoming less Capitalistic and declining. Is there a lesson here?
Jan 21, 2011 Liberals are incapable of making good decisions therefore feel everyone should defer to government.
Jan 20, 2011 Obamy -
Jan 17, 2011 Isn't it racist to....
Jan 13, 2011 Just as we associate the elephant and ass with Republicans & Democrats, do you now make that same association with the Teleprompter & president?
Jan 11, 2011 Should NASA be "re-purposed" to try to discover evidence of Obama's brilliance?
Jan 8, 2011 Who believes that killing a government run program that provides “free” medical care to the Democrat constituency (Obamacare) will add $1.2 Trillion to the deficit?
Jan 5, 2011 How many Libs does it take to change a new mercury light bulb?
Dec 31, 2010 Barack & Hillary are the 2 most admired people?
Dec 24, 2010 1 minimum wage Green job = 3 average regular jobs
Dec 22, 2010 Michelle Obama In 4 words:
Dec 19, 2010 Obama’s approval rating is in the low 40’s. What would it be if he was all white?
Dec 18, 2010 Is the President really such a petty, petulant, prissy popinjay or is that his better side?
Dec 17, 2010 After campaigning for 3 yrs to raise taxes Obama then cuts a deal not to. How is this a win for Obama?
Dec 14, 2010 If we devolve & depopulate back to the 11th century to prevent Global Warming will we be able to get back to the 21st Century?
Dec 11, 2010 If Carter & Clinton are embarrassing, how bad will Obama be in 2013?
Dec 7, 2010 Who is angriest at Obama these days?
Dec 5, 2010 Do you call a Christmas Tree a Christmas Tree?
Dec 3, 2010 Many liberal politicians insist that paying Unemployment saves jobs and is the best way to boost the economy.
Nov 30, 2010 A Liberal/democrat/socialist Nutjob in comics should be drawn with the following .....
Nov 29, 2010 Given the chronic & profound ineptitude of the Obama Admin can a good case be made for never again electing a Democrat?
Nov 27, 2010 Is it too early for Obama to apologize to the North Koreans?
Nov 23, 2010 When a liberal hits rock bottom....
Nov 20, 2010 Pelosi or Satan? You can only save one.
Nov 18, 2010 Trying terrorists in civilian court is an embarrassing failure?
Nov 16, 2010 California just re-elected a governor more flaky than Obama.
Nov 13, 2010 When will media acknowledge that Michelle’s hips are like 2 hippos wrestling in a wetsuit.?!!
Nov 8, 2010 Is “Liberal” the new “Stupid?”
Nov 6, 2010 Michelle is somehow less repugnant to voters than Mr. Michelle Obama. What does this indicate?
Nov 3, 2010 Obama got the message that "he needs to work harder" on his march to Socialism.
Oct 29, 2010 If Liberals win big in the next few days, are you onboard with spending our great grandchildren’s money on illegals and Unions?
Oct 26, 2010 Are 70% of Americans Obama's enemy as he claimed on Spanish TV?
Oct 24, 2010 Are you better off now that you were 2 yrs ago?
Oct 20, 2010 Clinton, Carter, Obama,….
Oct 18, 2010 Since Michelle O, has gained 30 lbs should she declare a truce in her War on Fat Kids?
Oct 17, 2010 Should we forgive Obama voters?
Oct 16, 2010 Obama has worn out 27 teleprompters in under 2 yrs. What does this tell you?
Oct 14, 2010 Michelle Obama always speaks like she is talking to second graders. Is this an indication of mild retardation?
Oct 12, 2010 Obama claims Republicans drove the “car” into the ditch. Where has he driven that car?
Oct 8, 2010 Teleprompters are now called “Idiot Boards.” Coincidence?
Oct 7, 2010 If Obama was a tree, what kind of tree would he be?
Oct 5, 2010 Who is Obama’s biggest fan nowadays?
Sep 30, 2010 If Obama is the smartest man in the room then…
Sep 28, 2010 Democrats refuse to be near Obama so he is forced to campaign alone on college campuses. Is this pathetic or desperate?
Sep 27, 2010 Who is the bigger phony?
Sep 26, 2010 What could Michelle do if she was not married to the president?
Sep 25, 2010 Obama's biggest hero?
Sep 23, 2010 How do you know a politician is lying?
Sep 22, 2010 Obama?
Sep 21, 2010 What’s so great about being a Liberal?
Sep 19, 2010 Global Cooling, Global Warming, Climate Change, Global Climate Disruption, ……
Sep 18, 2010 If Obama applied for a job with your organization, what would you hire him to do?
Sep 16, 2010 Michelle Obama says she hates being 1st Lady.
Sep 12, 2010 When AGW is admitted to be another Eco-Hoax will Liberal Orgs reimburse taxpayers?
Sep 10, 2010 What will Obama be doing in 2013?
Sep 8, 2010 When President Obama speaks….
Sep 7, 2010 Is Obama best at Apologizing, Blaming, Spending or Shakedowns?
Sep 6, 2010 Has the Economy recovered yet?
Sep 2, 2010 Passing your money through Governments’ hands imbues it with Multiplierism?
Aug 30, 2010 When will Americans start throwing shoes at Obama?
Aug 28, 2010 Our money has been spent. When China's money it gone then what?
Aug 25, 2010 What is the President’s (PQ) Pansy Quotient?
Aug 22, 2010 Who HASN’T Obama blamed for his own failures?
Aug 20, 2010 If Obama is smart then….
Aug 18, 2010 If this is the Summer of Recovery, what’s next?
Aug 16, 2010 The quality I respect most in President Obama is....
Aug 15, 2010 Who did Obama surprise w/ his enthusiastic support of a mosque near Ground Zero?
Aug 13, 2010 What are you looking forward to more?
Aug 12, 2010 What happens when Obama’s poll numbers fall to Zero?
Aug 11, 2010 Are all Socialist Messiahs this arrogant and inept?
Aug 9, 2010 Obama wants more distance between himself and his policies. What exactly does this mean?
Aug 6, 2010 If Obama claimed to be a 3 ft tall pink elf, how would media respond?
Aug 4, 2010 The President says a tax is not a tax.
Aug 1, 2010 Now that BP has plugged the Gulf leak, what should Obama demonize and shakedown next?
Jul 30, 2010 In 2012 Obama could turn pro. What should his wrestling name be?
Jul 29, 2010 Who will our grandchildren borrow from to buy off the unions?
Jul 28, 2010 Is there any solution to the daily barrage of liberal nonsense?
Jul 26, 2010 President Obama says things could be worse.
Jul 24, 2010 How is eliminating a tax deduction not a net tax increase?
Jul 19, 2010 55% of Americans think Obama is a socialist. Is this evidence that America is waking up?
Jul 14, 2010 If the Obama admin deems that minorities cannot be racist then men cannot be sexist.
Jul 12, 2010 Why does Obama need so many Tsars?
Jul 10, 2010 Which Obama screw-up is NOT Bush’s fault?
Jul 9, 2010 Since Obama is ½ “cracker-baby,” will Black Panthers continue to vote for him?
Jul 5, 2010 Imagine you are Obama, Lord O’ the Hippies. How would you create the best and most honest Administration in history?
Jul 3, 2010 Does it bother you that our president fabricated an alternate history regarding the Statue of Liberty?
Jul 1, 2010 Since you can judge someone by the company they keep, which of Obama’s inner circle do you respect most?
Jun 26, 2010 Will you be supporting the President's Austerity Program?
Jun 24, 2010 Do we get enough of Obama?
Jun 21, 2010 If Geo. Bush had shaken down Google for $20B wouldn’t media have claimed he had shaken down Google for $20B?
Jun 19, 2010 Which response to hippy nonsense is most effective?
Jun 16, 2010 Now the US has a "Gulf Tsar." What other Tsars do we need?
Jun 15, 2010 Will energy efficient windows stop the gulf oil leak as the president suggests?
Jun 13, 2010 Obama has summoned BP execs to an Oil Summit in order to apologize to them. Will this strateegery stop the oil leak?
Jun 12, 2010 Obama has shown true leadership by:
Jun 10, 2010 Which fantasy creature most resembles B. Hussein Obama?
Jun 8, 2010 The Obama Admin is brainstorming with Hollywood. Which solution to the oil spill do you think will work best?
Jun 7, 2010 My favorite flavor of Conservatoonery is:
Jun 6, 2010 How would you rate Network TV’s liberal bias on a scale from 1 to 10 (1=balanced):
Jun 5, 2010 Is bribing people with job offers the kind of transparency you expected from Obama?
Jun 3, 2010 Is it too soon for Obama to again claim credit for stopping the oil leak again?
Jun 1, 2010 Will Obama win the next possible Grammy for his hit single: “Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?”
May 30, 2010 How is it possible for Obama to claim credit for “plugging the hole” when oil continues to flow?
May 28, 2010 Media consider Obama competent now. What will happen if he has some non-imaginary, positive accomplishment?
May 26, 2010 Obama & his cabinet are the best and the brightest of hippy leadership.
May 25, 2010 Apology Diplomacy is unraveling. What should Obama do next?
May 23, 2010 Hey Nimrod, what about my favorite conservative? Do a stamp for…
May 22, 2010 The single best thing that Obama has done for his country (USA) is…
May 20, 2010 Which Obama strateegery do you prefer?
May 18, 2010 Obama lies...
May 15, 2010 Regarding terrorism, what does the Obama Admin mean by “lone wolf?”
May 10, 2010 Is Obama an angry white lesbian trapped in a black man’s body?
May 8, 2010 Will you support Obama’s “Flat Cola” initiative?
May 5, 2010 Are Obama & his Admin as inept as they appear?
May 4, 2010 Is relying so heavily on Terrorist Ineptitude a good strateegery?
May 3, 2010 Is it too early for Obama to target BP execs w/ Predator Drones?
May 2, 2010 What does it mean when Obama appeals for support from "young people, Blacks, Latinos and Women?"
Apr 30, 2010 Are you a Watcher or a Troll?
Apr 29, 2010 Hard work, intelligence, risk and good results should be rewarded.
Apr 28, 2010 What does it mean when the President says: “let me be clear?”
Apr 26, 2010 Is it worth $20 now and then for Adcast to cheese off Liberals on DA?
Apr 24, 2010 Arrgh!! I accidentally pictured Michelle Obama naked!!!
Apr 24, 2010 Don't picture Barack naked.
Apr 22, 2010 Will you support Obama’s plan to tax & regulate all volcanic activity?
Apr 21, 2010 Did you thank Obama for the low taxes?
Apr 18, 2010 When we reach the president’s “goal” of being 6th best Country, then what?
Apr 14, 2010 Was creating a welfare state generations deep in debt the Change you were looking for?
Apr 6, 2010 What does it mean when the President takes 17 minutes to answer a Y/N question?
Apr 3, 2010 Which is best?
Mar 31, 2010 Will you support Obama’s upcoming National Sales Tax?
Mar 28, 2010 Now that Obama considers people under 27 to be “children,” what could possibly go wrong?
Mar 25, 2010 If it is Constitutional to compel citizens to buy the things, what other mandates can we expect?
Mar 16, 2010 Is Obama capable of telling the truth?
Mar 14, 2010 Can the president do simple math?
Mar 10, 2010 If Insurance companies are as evil as Obama preaches, what should he do about it?
Mar 7, 2010 When Obama is delected, will he behave as badly as Clinton & Carter?
Mar 5, 2010 Since Anthropogenic Global Warming is a hoax, will we get an apology and our money back?
Mar 3, 2010 How is the latest version of Obamacare different from all the others?
Mar 2, 2010 WSODN? (What should Obama Do Now?)
Mar 1, 2010 Where is Al Gore?
Feb 27, 2010 Since so many Dems fail to meet the already low Liberal standards, what can we do to fix this?
Feb 17, 2010 When should I stop with the Teleprompter toons?
Feb 16, 2010 If Israel attacks Iran, how deep of a hole will Obama dig to hide in?
Feb 14, 2010 Are you better off today than you were 1 ½ years ago?
Feb 12, 2010 Is it possible that the President has surrounded himself w/ people even more incompetent than himself?
Feb 11, 2010 After Ms.Obama has eradicated all fat kids, where should she aim her turret-like gaze?
Feb 9, 2010 We no longer have a War on Terror, but Michelle Obama started a War on Fat Kids. What do we do if fat kids become terrorists?
Feb 8, 2010 Since Americans are too stupid to understand Obamacare, are you looking forward to even more explanations of Socialized Medicine?
Feb 7, 2010 Our primary defense against terrorists is to rely on their own ineptitude. Who or what do you think is responsible for this?
Feb 3, 2010 Becoming the 2nd Rate nation Obama wishes us to be has the following major benefit(s):
Feb 1, 2010 If income is $2.2T and expenses are $3.8T, is this a budget?
Jan 31, 2010 Should I start a separate acct for Pro-USA, Anti-Obama, Anti-Socialism graphics?
Jan 29, 2010 When Obama appears weak but insists he was not, does he then appear even weaker?
Jan 28, 2010 Did you buy what the president was selling on his lengthy State of the Union Infomercial?
Jan 22, 2010 Is it time for another Obama Apology Tour?
Jan 21, 2010 Will Obama "win" another Nobel prize this year?
Jan 20, 2010 Do you think Democrats want Obama to campaign for them?
Jan 17, 2010 What is president Obama’s attitude toward the Budget?
Jan 15, 2010 Why did Obama cross the road?
Jan 14, 2010 So far Obama has demonized: Bush, Cheney, Car Execs, Insurance Execs, Oil, Utilities, Wall St. Fatcats, HMOs, the Military, the CIA, Bankers – to name a few. So where oh where is his love?
Jan 13, 2010 Is the eathquake in Haiti George Bush's fault?
Jan 12, 2010 Which is the best example of media hypocrisy?
Jan 8, 2010 Are Michelle Obama's arms getting thinner or her thighs getting fatter?
Jan 6, 2010 After his homeland security tsar claimed “the system worked,” Obama then blamed the CIA for not connecting the dots. This makes sense to Lefties mainly because..
Jan 3, 2010 Which are Obamas two biggest talents
Jan 2, 2010 Now that there is a Lefty in the White House will NBC produce a big-budget, anti-Obama series with a better looking, conservative president?
Dec 29, 2009 Do you think Obama is able to protect us from terrorists’ underwear?
Dec 28, 2009 Which of these suggestions from a Liberal Brain Trust in D.C would be most effective against terrorism?
Dec 22, 2009 For Christmas this year Obama & the Democrats stole 1/6th of the economy. What should we get them?
Dec 18, 2009 If you were in a helicopter over the ocean with room for only one more, who would you rescue?
Dec 14, 2009 After 1 year in office the President gave himself a “solid B-plus.” How is this possible?
Dec 8, 2009 Since W was the 1st with the Troop Surge strateegery, shouldn't he get the Nobel Prize?
Nov 24, 2009 What would Obama do?
Nov 14, 2009 The main reason to we should not jump to the conclusion that the Ft. Hood massacre was an act of terrorism is…
Nov 1, 2009 Liberals are far more ethical because....
Oct 27, 2009 Global Warming is....
Oct 24, 2009 Truman had “the buck stops here” as his motto. Which is best for Obama?
Oct 21, 2009 What does it mean when France takes a tougher stand on terrorism than the USA?
Oct 20, 2009 What do liberals use the reasoning part of their brains for?
Oct 11, 2009 After defeating the moon & winning the Nobel Peace Prize in a single day what will the Great Barack Hussein Obama accomplish next?
Oct 8, 2009 Where has Obama demonstrated the “bold leadership” he promised?
Oct 6, 2009 Which groups do Liberals hate most?
Oct 4, 2009 What is the Obama administration’s highest priority?
Oct 2, 2009 Obama's elite team of beggars was spurned by the Olympic committee. What does this mean to you?
Oct 1, 2009 After 2 World Apology Tours and being the 1st president to grovel for the Olympics, How will Obama debase himself and the USA next?
Sep 29, 2009 When it comes to running a country, Obama’s most useful experience came from…
Sep 28, 2009 The best thing about having an unctuous, ingratiating President is that….
Sep 28, 2009 Why do you think Barack Obama speaks so slowly?
Sep 27, 2009 The main reason not to be concerned about a terrorist nation producing nuclear weapons is....
Sep 25, 2009 Now that Iran is "on notice," how long before they abandon their nuclear weapons program?
Sep 24, 2009 What kind of watcher are you?
Sep 23, 2009 The advantage in having a President who loves to humble his own country is...
Sep 22, 2009 Do you agree with President Obama that Global Warming is a greater threat to the US than Muslim dictators acquiring nuclear weapons?
Sep 21, 2009 I'm not worried about Obama's wild spending spree because...
Sep 19, 2009 The Liberal Brain is...
Sep 18, 2009 Will the mainstream media ever stop carrying water for the Obama Admin?
Sep 17, 2009 With Obama now president, how should we spend the World-Likes-Us-Better dividend?
Sep 14, 2009 The best thing about rewarding bad behavior is...
Sep 12, 2009 I would rank these bitter, shakedown artists in the following order: (worst to merely bad)
Sep 11, 2009 The best thing about Obama's World Apology Tours 1 & 2 was...
Sep 10, 2009 When President Obams speaks...
Sep 7, 2009 What is Obama's favorite color?
Sep 4, 2009 What is the optimum # of tsars?
Sep 2, 2009 How confident are you that President Obama can weather a crisis without a teleprompter?
Sep 1, 2009 I believe in bigger government and more bureaucracy because...
Aug 31, 2009 What is the "best change" Obama has made?
Aug 16, 2009 What should Obama do w/ the email list of folks who oppose "free" healthcare?
Aug 9, 2009 Barack Obama is my Lord and Savior because:
Sep 10, 2008 The main reason I'm voting for Barack Obams is...

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