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How did George Bush cause Japan’s earthquake? 

23%
37 deviants said Bush policies angered Gaia! This was long overdue.
20%
33 deviants said TEA Party nutters have control of Bush’s hurricane machine!
20%
32 deviants said 3 words: New World Order
14%
22 deviants said He planted all the leftover explosives from 9-11 off the coast.
11%
18 deviants said His Orbital Disruptor Beam triggered 7 hrs. late. That quake was meant for Calif!
7%
11 deviants said War for oil! Abu Graib! Stolen elections!
5%
8 deviants said A black ops sub built by Haliburton crashed into a USO.

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:iconblambajzm111:
libs need no logic ,just point your finger and yell :HE DID IT !!!!!
the blame game ,a lib past time.
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:icontrebornehoc:
this would be funny if it wasn't true...
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:iconnoctorno:
Please tell me this is just satirical. Are Democrats really blaming Republicans or are you just messing with us?
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:iconconservatoons:
Yes. Just joking. ..... Until it isn't.
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:iconskyfirefox:
Believe it or not, I've been seeing the leftie newsmedia running pieces about how those evil Neocons (TM) want to cut funding for tsunami warnings or support nuclear power in the USA - it's as if they're subtly blaming right-wingers for what happened/what's happening in Japan.
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:iconconservatoons:
They never miss an opportunity to stick it to the right but we are the intolerant, mean, closemineded.
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:icondaytonablue64impala:
A.) It was Gilbert Gottfried's fault.
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B.) God is clearly punishing the world for not listening to me.
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:iconamesho:
~amesho Mar 15, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
My Prez's a Truther. I'm surprised he didn't make the Earthquake Machine remark like he did when Haiti...
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:icongilson:
Gaia of course. Bush was playing a game of poker with ol' Ted Turner when he beat him with a hand of 4 aces, 2 kings, the rules on playing poker and Mr Bunn, the Baker. Ted, so angry, ordered Gaia from Captain Planet to summon her super powered plonker to take revenge on Bush, but sadly, Captain Planet is so lame a hero he missed Bush. By the Pacific ocean. Heart!
And now you will have the tune of the cartoon stuck in your head. Muahaha. Hoooold a Chicken in the air...
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:iconnoctorno:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That was epic. And yes, he was a lame-ass super hero because he is so damn weak and worthless. I mean, the dude is so easy to defeat. It is like Nostalgia Critic said...his weakness is pollution and pollution is easier to find than fucking Kryptonite so taking him down is not really a challenge.
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