Believe it or not, I've been seeing the leftie newsmedia running pieces about how those evil Neocons (TM) want to cut funding for tsunami warnings or support nuclear power in the USA - it's as if they're subtly blaming right-wingers for what happened/what's happening in Japan.
Gaia of course. Bush was playing a game of poker with ol' Ted Turner when he beat him with a hand of 4 aces, 2 kings, the rules on playing poker and Mr Bunn, the Baker. Ted, so angry, ordered Gaia from Captain Planet to summon her super powered plonker to take revenge on Bush, but sadly, Captain Planet is so lame a hero he missed Bush. By the Pacific ocean. Heart! And now you will have the tune of the cartoon stuck in your head. Muahaha. Hoooold a Chicken in the air...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That was epic. And yes, he was a lame-ass super hero because he is so damn weak and worthless. I mean, the dude is so easy to defeat. It is like Nostalgia Critic said...his weakness is pollution and pollution is easier to find than fucking Kryptonite so taking him down is not really a challenge.
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the blame game ,a lib past time.
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B.) God is clearly punishing the world for not listening to me.
And now you will have the tune of the cartoon stuck in your head. Muahaha. Hoooold a Chicken in the air...