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How many Libs does it take to change a new mercury light bulb? 

36%
58 deviants said Without a permit?
28%
46 deviants said Zero. Eventually a Conservative will need to do it.
15%
24 deviants said Union or non-union?
10%
16 deviants said Zero. All bulbs should be eliminated.
7%
11 deviants said Zero. It has to want to change.
3%
5 deviants said We need to form ad hoc committee to allocate resources first.
1%
2 deviants said I'm a liberal. I don't understand the question.

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*DecepticonSpike Jan 9, 2011
Don't we need to file a AT-456-B form to get permission to buy a light bulb first?
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*Conservatoons Jan 10, 2011
Prob not. We will likely not be able to replace bulbs at all. They harm Gaia.
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:iconexotice1911:
~Exotice1911 Jan 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Christ in a freaking manger that's not safe!!!!!!!!! So yeah, maybe we should make sure that only Libs do it
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:iconstarlow-ftw:
~Starlow-FTW Jan 6, 2011
All lightbulbs must be eliminated... Schwarzenegger style.
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:icontheifkingbakura1:
~theifkingbakura1 Jan 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Chris Crocker: LEAVE THE LIGHT BULBS ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
XD I can just hear it now
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*Conservatoons Jan 5, 2011
What did they do you?
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:icontheifkingbakura1:
~theifkingbakura1 Jan 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I had a nice light-bulb land on my foot and brake yesterday that was brand new, and it hurt like a *BEEP* then I threw the box of bulbs at the wall and broke the rest out of frustration and rage since the day was rotten. :lol:
The fan light just had to burn out right after I changed it and that is a friggin high ceiling so the room will be dark for awhile.
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=SomeGuyInaSuit Jan 5, 2011
How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?
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*Conservatoons Jan 5, 2011
About 3 turncoat weasels.
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:iconsomeguyinasuit:
=SomeGuyInaSuit Jan 6, 2011
It's actually a trick question, the DEMOCRATS do that. :meow:
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