I wish I could switch my answer. I voted for the morgue one but then I realized something. Zombies eat brains. This is an indisputable fact. However, they will leave anything that lacks a brain (I.E. Barack Hussein Obama) alone. However, as someone who watches zombie movies from time to time, I have noticed that zombies will eat corpses. What are morgues used for? To store dead bodies! But, as I previously stated, zombies will not lay a finger on the brainless oaf that is Obama. What does this mean? Corpses are smarter than Obama!