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If Obama is the smartest man in the room then… 

24%
48 deviants said …he was the last one out.
24%
48 deviants said …he is in a stadium full of democrats.
18%
37 deviants said …hell has frozen over.
15%
30 deviants said …the Secret Service allowed him to pee by himself.
10%
20 deviants said …he has locked himself in the morgue again.
6%
12 deviants said …he must be alone at the zoo.
4%
9 deviants said …he is holding his wife’s purse at the hair salon.

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:iconsavos-mok:
I wish I could switch my answer. I voted for the morgue one but then I realized something. Zombies eat brains. This is an indisputable fact. However, they will leave anything that lacks a brain (I.E. Barack Hussein Obama) alone. However, as someone who watches zombie movies from time to time, I have noticed that zombies will eat corpses. What are morgues used for? To store dead bodies! But, as I previously stated, zombies will not lay a finger on the brainless oaf that is Obama. What does this mean? Corpses are smarter than Obama!
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:iconconservatoons:
Not arguing. Well played.
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:iconluckycheerio18:
Snap, thats using your noodle ;) Maybe zombies on a "light" diet? xD
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:iconsakura-courage-solo:
Then Wal-Mart is doing a price check on Satan's ice scraper.
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:icongerman-popsicle:
Mood: Lmao ~german-popsicle Oct 1, 2010  Student Photographer
Holding his wifes purse at the hair salon = WHIIIIIIIIPPED!!
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:iconconservatoons:
Yep. If ever a prez was, it is BO. Michelle is spooky.
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:icongerman-popsicle:
~german-popsicle Oct 2, 2010  Student Photographer
*whip sound effect*
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:iconsakura-courage-solo:
Spooky? Tch, are we talking about the same Michelle Obama? That woman is TERRIFYINGLY NUTS.
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:iconamesho:
~amesho Oct 1, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
He's on a family reunion...
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