35 deviants said a Tsar of Tsars in place of government. 24 deviants said a Tsar for each of the 4 elements: Earth, Water, Fire & Air. 22 deviants said a Golf Tsar in charge of presidential tee times & foursomes. 21 deviants said a Condiment Tsar. 17 deviants said a Prevarication Tsar to help the president manage his lies. 15 deviants said a Tsar of Sky and Rainbows 10 deviants said State Tsars instead of senators. 5 deviants said a Hemp Conspiracy Tsar. 3 deviants said a Tsar for each time zone.