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Will you support Obama’s “Flat Cola” initiative? 

70%
121 deviants said This is so stupid he just might do it.
13%
22 deviants said No. It does not go far enough. He must include an “Anti-Ice” initiative!!!
5%
9 deviants said Yes. Carbon kills the planet. Al Gore says so.
5%
9 deviants said Yes. There have been too many deaths in the Cola Wars already.
4%
7 deviants said Yes. I won’t have to wait overnight to enjoy warm, flat Coke.
2%
3 deviants said Yes. I worship him so I have no choice.
1%
2 deviants said Yes. Carbonation is a corporate scam.
1%
1 deviant said Yes. It is the next logical step in his great Austerity Plan.

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~KingDork May 9, 2010
He would so try to regulate soda and even use this to justify a soda tax. I like my Pepsi and Dr. Pepper :P
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*Conservatoons May 9, 2010
they are trying a special pop tax in many states. You could also argue that the can deposit amounts to a tax also.
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:iconkingdork:
~KingDork May 9, 2010
We have the right to eat what we want. Just because some people have no self control and overly consume doesn't justify the reason to regulate what we can/can not eat. That article scares me cause it is just another step towards less and less agency. Without free agency, we lose meaning.
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*Conservatoons May 9, 2010
They are trying to regulate salt use and declared our breath a pollutant. Their nonsense knows no bounds.
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*DecepticonSpike May 9, 2010
I hadn't heard about this. What the frak is the Left thinking this time?
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*Conservatoons May 9, 2010
It is a joke, but not far from reality. give it a yr.
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=SlayerSyrena May 9, 2010   Traditional Artist
I like Zevia. Cola made with the natural herb stevia. 0 calories and tastes really good. (Can't stand aspartame).

I am so glad this was just a joke.
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~icehorserider May 9, 2010
i can see making all soda bottles glass so the soda never loses it's fizz or make soda's with real sugar instead of corn syrup but making a soda to come in a bottle flat is just so stupid all it would be is flavored water, soda haves to have carbonated water in it for it to be soda.
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*Conservatoons May 9, 2010
disposable containers will be outlawed. We will all need to carry a chipped bowl wherever we go.
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~icehorserider May 10, 2010
fuck that
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