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This is my first Viral Toon. (sorry about the typo)

Here is a great Onion video mocking TOTUS:
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Did not know it until I entered "teleprompter cartoon" on Google Images. It popped up many times. Sweeet. Pass it on if it comes your way. The lefties will love you for it.

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There is a week-daily Toon O' the Day at LarsLarson.com.
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:iconorion--13:
Orion--13 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
LOLOL!!!!
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:iconneutral-death:
Neutral-Death Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Whoever decided to mess with the bathroom teleprompter's a genius!
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:iconidahogie:
idahogie Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012
This reminds me of a Mallard Fillmore cartoon -- shallow, ignorant, and profoundly unfunny.

The Rovian tactic of trying to turn your opponent's strength into a weakness might work for conservatives (who don't think a lot), but it identifies the practitioner as a con artist.

President Obama is an excellent speaker, and he is much, much smarter than the "artist" and the entire lot of conservative commenters here.
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:iconconservatoons:
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2012
no hippies please.
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:iconredfoxbennaton:
Redfoxbennaton Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
All presidents reed form teleprompters these days. They are just too lazy to recite stuff. Like
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:iconniftihalostudios:
niftihalostudios Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011
Just one problem here... if he's dumb enough to need a teleprompter to tell him HOW to use a bathroom... wouldn't that make him dumb enough to need one that can tell him WHEN? How would the prompter know when to tell him THAT!?

On second thought... maybe we're better off not knowing. XD;;
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:iconnoctorno:
Noctorno Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
Damn, I need to stop looking at these during class.
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:iconconservatoons:
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
Not in class. If you got caught, imagine how a lib teacher would react. Yikes.
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:iconnoctorno:
Noctorno Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
It was actually in my Philosophy class and he actually is more along the Conservative ideology than he is Liberal.
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:iconconservatoons:
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
a rare bird.
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:iconnoctorno:
Noctorno Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
Yeah, he is a rare one, but there are actually two other professors in that same department that are pretty Liberal, but thankfully they are also the type of Liberals that are truly the tolerant type. Really, you can actually debate with them and they can disagree with you in a professional manner and challenge your opinion all while remaining open enough to at least allow you to disagree with them and challenge their opinions. Then again, they are also the type that wants to be challenged so that makes it that much more interesting and allows you to expand. The best part about it all, you can do all of this without the fear of having to worry about them falsely accusing you of being a racist (because the race card seems to be a popular trend nowadays with most "bleeding-heart" Liberals), name-calling, stereotyping, etc.
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:iconconservatoons:
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
Those are some rare libs. Good on them.
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:iconfaiththereiningmare:
FaithTheReiningMare Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011
i'm right wingin it
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:iconconservatoons:
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011
whoot
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:iconr0tti:
R0tti Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2011
Beautiful! (say it in a Dennis Miller tone - it's more fun)! :D
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:iconrurudyne:
Rurudyne Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2010
BwahahahahahahahhahahahahahaHAH!!!!!
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:iconw-l-designs:
W-L-Designs Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahahahaha...this is great!!!!
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Excalibur-T005 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2009
Left-leaning independent here, and I found this to be pretty funny, actually. Would be funnier with a president that had a firm, eight-year* long record of solid incompetence, but hey, you gotta go with the times, I suppose.

*Not necessarily Bush - Reagan and Clinton were both dipshits as well.
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:iconconservatoons:
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2009
And it would help if he was dependent on a prompter...and he spoke as slowly... etc.
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:iconexcalibur-t005:
Excalibur-T005 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2009
But again, if this were 2003, this cartoon would have Bush in it instead of Obama.

Funny regardless of who's in it, though.
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wizebender Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2009
real good, but was the "urninal part intentional? it makes it funny that it is misspelled by "prompter officials"
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:iconconservatoons:
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2009
unfort, it was not intentional. I just goofed. sometimes I get caught up in the art and line breaks for toon and miss the details. When I'm famous, my editor will catch that stuff.
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IggyHazard Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's absolutely priceless! :XD: Obama gives androids a bad name. ;p
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:icona-single-bloody-tear:
is that meant to be bush? 0_o
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slickdj3 Featured By Owner May 17, 2009
This is the best... got to loveit...even if you do kinda sorta like the guy... someone has to be president... and all the ones we would like...dont seem to want to run!
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Conservatoons Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2009
Yes. It is tough to get good people to run. Look what the press does if you are not a lib minority.

I not sure I'd take the job if offered.

Still when you really only have 2 choices and both suck it is not much of a choice.
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waqwarrior Featured By Owner May 15, 2009
I saw a video of Obama giving a speech (quelle surprise) and he couldn't even read what was on the teleprompter! He had no idea of what the topic was, even! It's like he's a slave to some secret European Union project or something...
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:iconconservatoons:
Conservatoons Featured By Owner May 17, 2009
Yep. Sad. Let's vote these jokers/hucksters out in '10
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:iconwaqwarrior:
waqwarrior Featured By Owner May 17, 2009
Yes. Notice how people started hating Bush in '06, ironically when the Senate elections ended...
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:iconcaliforniac:
californiac Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
Hahaha!!!!!! OMG! SOOOOO funny.
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:iconconservatoons:
Conservatoons Featured By Owner May 7, 2009
this 1 is circling the web. Credit to Larslarson.com
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:iconcaliforniac:
californiac Featured By Owner May 7, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
Oh... It rocks! :headbang:
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:iconsilverspork:
SilverSpork Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2009
Hehe, this is hilarious :)
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SXGodzilla Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
And people loved to dish on Bush for his speech problems, yet have no problem whatsoever with a president who can't go anywhere without a teleprompter there to tell him what to say.
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:iconconservatoons:
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2009
and his classic "uh". And CDs & Ipods, giving gifts back. ugh.
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:iconsxgodzilla:
SXGodzilla Featured By Owner May 1, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I wouldn't be surprised if he gave the next visiting dignitary a coupon to Denny's or Applebees or something.
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SXGodzilla Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
And people loved to dish on Bush for his speech problems, yet have no problem whatsoever with a president who can't go anywhere without a teleprompter there to tell him what to say.
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MetalShadowOverlord Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2009
XD Epic win!
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:iconmonsterink:
MonsterInk Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2009  Professional Artist
Nice! ~ :thumbsup::D
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:iconchrislife:
chrislife Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2009   Writer
Brilliant. One of the best belly laughs I've had in ages.
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:iconconservatoons:
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2009
thanks.
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:iconmeanstoanend:
MeansToAnEnd Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2009
While this is a legitimate point about every politician regardless of political affiliation, it calls for a less political critiquing of your cartoons.
You continually beat dead horses with jokes that are rarely funny and only serve to please the indoctrinated.
A talented political cartoonist can make someone on the other side of the issues laugh--even if they're feeling uncomfortable about doing so.
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Conservatoons Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2009
If lefties would not keep beating the same socialst drum I could move on too. Sadly socialists are an unimaginative lot - wealth is evil, acheivement eschewed, mediocrity rewarded, the lowest common denominator realized.

I am limited by the low qualities of my adversary.
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:iconmeanstoanend:
MeansToAnEnd Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2009
If you're hampered by the low quality of your enemies, choose a new target. Seriously. Your comics are boring and unfunny. Be a little more professional.
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:iconwaqwarrior:
waqwarrior Featured By Owner May 15, 2009
There are many people who disagree with that statement.
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:iconmeanstoanend:
MeansToAnEnd Featured By Owner May 15, 2009
And? There are plenty of people who disagree with plenty of statements, that doesn't take away from their validity. You say the same thing every time someone mentions that the Holocaust happened?
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waqwarrior Featured By Owner May 17, 2009
"Your comics are boring and unfunny. Be a little more professional."

There are many people who disagree with that statement.

Are you a person who views reality like this?: Time and motion are just illusions created by your inability to perceive everything at once, that everything that is possible exists as a path; you simply choose the path you wish to receive, that the only things you can't change are the experiences you've already perceived?

Your version of "realism" isn't very intelligent.

Many people support *Conservatoons and enjoy his work. Would you like evidence? Are you that ignorant, blind?
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:iconmeanstoanend:
MeansToAnEnd Featured By Owner May 17, 2009
Yes, many people do support his work.

It is my opinion that his work blows. Reality isn't a democracy, something that liberals and conservatives alike often fail to understand.

Your version of 'reality' is based upon the opinions of others, and therefore is a complete logical clusterfuck.
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:iconwaqwarrior:
waqwarrior Featured By Owner May 24, 2009
Yes, that is true. People in authority often make sticky situations like communism.

Define reality.
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:iconconservatoons:
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2009
enemies by defn are the target. Their resistance to truth will not be overcome by my comics. It is who they are.

Odd that I am fairly popular in this liberal haven despite being "unfunny and unprofessional." ???

If it weren't for my work here, about a dozen unemployed, stoners would have more time on their hands - and no doubt use that time to get higher so Global Warming & socialism would make more sense.

I do my part.
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