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America, We Can Do Better by Conservatoons America, We Can Do Better by Conservatoons
Certain photos define a presidency.

What adult needs a full complement of teleprompters to make a few off the cuff remarks at a grade school? Even John Stewart had to call him on this.

And you libs wonder why I do my teleprompter cartoons.
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:iconmike-the-cat:
Mike-the-cat Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
teleprompter!!!!!
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DavidKong Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010
Yes we will
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:iconconservatoons:
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010
let's hope.
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:iconsilvre:
Silvre Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2010
People make fun of Sarah Palin for writing a couple key points on her hand. This guy can't talk to preschoolers without his precious teleprompters.
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Conservatoons Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2010
Yep. Thanks, liberal media. thanks a lot.
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:iconsilvre:
Silvre Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2010
Seriously. I don't watch anything but Fox.
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Conservatoons Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2010
agree. the others are unwatchable.
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rainbeos Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Haha! Hilarious. Nice job on this 8D
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Rebeccakh Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh him and his telepromters ;P
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:iconconservatoons:
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2010
where would he be w/o them
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Rebeccakh Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
me and my dad, when we used to watch him speak back before it made us nauseous, would make fun of his back and forth head swaying from one to the other tele. Hes just like a lying snake he bobs his head like one and you can't even look him in the eyes = _ =
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Conservatoons Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2010
and he speaks slower and slower....snooze
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Twichl Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha! I love just how he looks his nose down to everyone. Just look at him! Even to the little kids.
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Conservatoons Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
yes. very disappointing.
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:icontwichl:
Twichl Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dissapointing, but not surprising at how far his unhidden arragance goes.
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Conservatoons Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
agreed. Tho 52% of the folks are just now catching on.
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Twichl Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It really is sad, depressing even.
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:iconconservatoons:
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
2012.. and 2010.
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Twichl Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hope and Change. :)
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MeansToAnEnd Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
It's hard to look up at a 6 year old. Unless you're crouching. Hard to deliver a speech like that.
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CapnRegi Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
Just a question.

Why do you pick on Obama for the most tiny things? It's not like this is a political issue. Sure it looks absurd, but really, it's becoming the most prominent joke in your cartoons. It's a simple teleprompter.

In my opinion, at least Obama can give a good speech, unlike our "greatest" president, W.
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Conservatoons Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
Never claimed W was a great prez. Never will.

BO's dependence on the prompters really embarrasses libs. They hate it, so I harp on it. ftw.

I occasionally mention that he is a socialist in some of my toons and graphics.
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CapnRegi Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
My apologies, I didn't mean to imply that you liked W, I just like sarcasm a lot.

I also said it's "becoming" the most prominent joke. But hey, if you like the joke, it's cool, I guess. At least some people are amused by it.

Let me also say this, even though I rag on and on on your views, you're actually a respectable guy for debating.
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Conservatoons Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
I'm actually not so hot on the prompter, but as noted it really torques libs.

No apology needed. but thanks.

you're not the worst lib who does this.
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ZhaneAugustine Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
well i guess he wants to lower the voter age to 10!
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:iconconservatoons:
Conservatoons Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
Even they are prob not impressed.
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ZhaneAugustine Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010
lol if you have to stoop to this, no they aint
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Azedarach Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Boy oh boy. This is a good one.
"Delection", lol I liked that.
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GarudaX Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My only question is: What do the children think? :O
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MeansToAnEnd Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
That's Jon Stewart, sir. The man's a legend, and if you're surprised when he knocks Obama/Liberals for their ridiculous theater, you clearly haven't been watching the show--and any political comedian worth their weight in dung should tune in to the Daily Show at least once in a while.
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Conservatoons Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
John Stuwart is lame.
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:iconmeanstoanend:
MeansToAnEnd Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
You'll never be half the comedian he is. Mainly because he knows hot to take the piss out of both sides while maintaining a coherent point of view. You're just a partisan hack.
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Conservatoons Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
he is lame.
Ever here him speak off the cuff? not impressive.
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MeansToAnEnd Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
Are you kidding? His interviews are positively golden. Watch him tear down Jim Kramer sometime, that man has more journalistic integrity than the entire opinion segment of Fox News.

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If Jon Stewart is lame, you don't have much hope, man. Neither of us do.
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soulsforthehomeless Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
Ah, nice remark... Work on your spelling and comeback next time (See what i did there? It was a pun. "Comeback like "come back".)
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MeansToAnEnd Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
And you've proved yourself just as witty as Conservatoons, especially with the brilliant way you had to explain your dim-witted joke.

Also, if you want to use the grammar card, then you're going to need to learn when to properly use an ellipsis, properly punctuate a parenthetical and capitalize the word 'I'. It was a typo, kid, go home.
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Pandacv721 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The amount of failure and ignorance in your comments makes me start to lose hope for mankind...
was that too
hard for you to understand? Or did you do just fine with the big words?
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MeansToAnEnd Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2010
Right. Is there going to be any substance to this, or are you just going to say 'fail' and 'ignorant' until it sticks?
Give me something to actually respond to and I will. For now, just leave me alone. Don't you have better things to do on Valentine's Day?
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Pandacv721 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wow, it's the fifteenth i believe.
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soulsforthehomeless Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
An ellipsis is not an actual symbol, but a show of exasperation. Therefore, it can be used at any time. Also you quite obviously have no brain in your skull if you have the gall to insult Conservatoons. He truly is quite good at what it is he does. At least he puts his political cartoons where people can respond to them.
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MeansToAnEnd Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
He's not THAT great, his humor is lackluster extremely one-noted. To those of us who require more than a conservative talking point manifested in a crude drawing to elicit laughter he's actually not funny at all. Either way, calling him unassailable is INCREDIBLY stupid, as it would be for any work of art. If you can't take criticism, or you think that someone doesn't deserve criticism, then you're severely misguided, kiddo.
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soulsforthehomeless Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
I only say "gall" because of the crap on your page gives you no viable opinion of good art. I never called him "unassailable"; you attacked him personally. Also, where did this "kiddo" stuff come from?
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Twichl Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Is your only defense grammar, and how comical John Stewart is?
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MeansToAnEnd Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
Well, yeah, kinda. Considering those were the only points I was making, I suppose that is my defense. It's not like I'm arguing anything else.

I guess I don't understand the question, really... Was I supposed to be arguing something else? I'm anti SKUB, for the record. Should I argue that?
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Twichl Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't know; I was thinking more along the lines of you not looking up stuff that you don't agree with and feel you have to let others know of such.
It seems to make the most sense to me.
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Starsan Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is precious, I love seeing Obama Suck royally
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jaybhoi Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010  Professional Interface Designer
wow! this is embarrassing...
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Conservatoons Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
It is. I would hate to be in that pic.
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GreyOfPTA Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Delection! I love that!
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Mistress-Blood Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
A creature of habit this one is. He even brought his other best friend, the podium.
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